So somebody in my Italian class brought this up today (because we clearly weren't doing anything important, not without an instructor there):
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
Thank God for Tumblr. I don't know what I did without it (had a lot harder time of finding photos and shit, that's what).
So all because of this painting of a French actor from the 1800s whose body was never found, Reeves has joined the ranks of time-traveling Travolta and undead Nicholas Cage. More celebrities looking like people who are supposed to be dead. Where did this phenomenon come from?!
I don't know... but I'm digging it. Gives me something bizarre to blog about right before Halloween. By the way, Keanu Reeves, if you really are a vampire, can you and vampire Nicholas Cage make Twilight stop? 'Kay, thanks.
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