Look at this f@*#ing hipster

I may call myself a hipster (somewhat ironically). I may think I know hipsters. Oh no...no... I know nothing. THIS is a hipster.

*this is a terrified, high pitch scream that only dogs and gummy bears can hear*

Apparently this individual is also dying his hair blue. Usually I'm cool with hipsters. But this... this is too much. You hear me, [hahahaha SHUT UP]? Too much.

Not that you care. Not that anyone cares. Not that I even care. I just like to hear myself talk. And say hipster. It's a fun word, isn't it?